Bench Lime

The action in which a man rests his genetalia on a park bench and a group of angry feminists continuously strikes his balls until the bruising of the scrotum turns lime green

Joe: Getting a Bench lime was the best idea ever.

Bench Lime by Sall back April 19, 2017

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Bud Light Lime

A beer introduced by Anheuser Busch in an attempt to compete with the sudden fad of lime flavored drinks. This beer appeals to men who want to look like they're drinking beer when in fact they're drinking a Sprite in a beer can. This beer is for the guy who doesn't like the taste of beer nor the perception of drinking a Mike's Hard Lemonade. Bud Light Lime was created for homosexuals who wanted to project the image that they were, "just one of the boys."

Mitch: I don't understand where all my Bud Light Limes went.
Aaron: I think all those fags on that boat next to us helped themselves. They wouldn't touch the banquet beer because it tastes like masculinity. Why do you drink that shit anyways?
Mitch: It's got more alcohol in it than regular beer and it tastes like summer.
Aaron: All I heard was, blah blah blah I'm a tiity baby.

Bud Light Lime by aaron85 June 18, 2010

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lime • limelight • limey • Limewire • limerick • Limecat • Lime Green • limerence • limer • limecrime

Put the Lime in the Coconut

To smoke marijuana
Put the Lime in the Coconut

"Dude lets put the lime in the coconut and watch Shrek 3-D

Put the Lime in the Coconut by Joe November 22, 2004

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key lime pie

Key lime. Infatuation that shouldn't exist.
Key lime Pie. Indulge and I am in your debt.
Key lime pie. Inspire me with foolish love.
Key lime pie, your green filling makes me inept.

Flaky crust is what I lust. Your fresh lime scent is a must.
Take me with coffee, never with tea. You're the pie that pleases me!
People gawk "Is that pie green?" Ask for a bite - "Fuck you, I'm mean."

Key lime pie - cheapest hooker I've ever had.
Key lime pie. Last slice gleaming, if you're out I'm mad.
Key lime pie. Poke fun and laugh and jest.
Key lime pie. Don't bother me, digest
key lime pie.

...we are the ones who have a fire inside...

key lime pie by Havok January 17, 2004