Laid Played

Having to deal with a decision you have already made. Based off the term card laid, card played.

Sally-"I wish i would have never slept with my boyfriend"
Karen-"Yea me too and now your pregnant sorry but laid played you knew he was a jerk"

by Token Man July 24, 2010

《¤》Achilles《¤》The《¤》Frequency《¤》Auditor《¤》Born《¤》By《¤》Hands《¤》Killed《¤》By《¤》Feet《¤》Because《¤》I《¤》Was《¤》So《¤》Endowed《¤》In《¤》The《¤》Trench《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Was《¤》Laid《¤》To《¤》Rest《¤》So《¤》I《¤》Can《¤》Portray《¤》The《¤》Rest《¤》

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《¤》Achilles《¤》The《¤》Frequency《¤》Auditor《¤》Born《¤》By《¤》Hands《¤》Killed《¤》By《¤》Feet《¤》Because《¤》I《¤》Was《¤》So《¤》Endowed《¤》In《¤》The《¤》Trench《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Was《¤》Laid《¤》To《¤》Rest《¤》So《¤》I《¤》Can《¤》Portray《¤》The《¤》Rest《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

half laid

When a significant other is fake or imaginary, but the thought of having sex with that person has crossed ones mind.

Nick mentioned he had been laid after the date, however he was only half laid.

by Epson390 July 4, 2021

virtually laid

Something oscar likes to talk about

Hey beby want to get virtually laid

by Extremmelelelelel December 31, 2013

HECK NO LAID

Something to scream when you want too

(If this doesn't get published everyone is gay)

Bonquesha: dan what the fuck have you done

Dan: HECK NO LAID

by GAYTRASHOWO October 18, 2019