Kris

A mad gay hoe that fucks his cousins

Oh look it is a kris of there

by Vaindjauzi June 12, 2019

KRIS

Slang for a blonde drag queen. Usually tall, sometimes nice, and found around cities like Austin or Houston on occasion.

Typically has extremely attractive friends. Known to slip.

Look kids, that is a Kris in her natural habitat(a bathroom stall)

by versetheebottom November 24, 2021

kris

i love him, hes sweet and caring. i love him so much id be willing to just let him cut off my hair for whatever reasons he wanted. but sometimes i wish i was good enough for him

“have you heard of kris?”
“back off fact got. thats my bf”

by kuyazinzane January 25, 2024

Kris

Fucking idiot who fails all the time.

Person: Hey can you do this?
Kris: Whoops I failed.

by PackaDoritos March 02, 2020

Kris

a bitch ass nigga thats a hoe and cries himself to sleep because of how miserable he is. he sleeps on the streets and begs for nickels infront of the deli

-“ did yk kris gets no pussy at all??”

- “yea bro hes ugly as shit”

by smd5467 November 21, 2023

Kris

You are infinitely cooler than anyone else.

Person 1: "Hey did you see how cool kris is?"

Person 2: "Yeah they're so fucking cool."

by WholesomeDefinitionsuwu October 12, 2020

Kris

A real go getter who loves Satan and blueberries, he lives in a small toolbox with a wooden spoon. He enjoys playing chess and shoving anything and everything up his ass with passion and no regrets, these items include the mailman, a teddy bear, Caillou, air freshener, cardboard boxes, toddlers, and rubber duckies. You’re lucky to find him in the alleyway sobbing about Lego guys with no 3D boobs. If you look him in his eyes you can see 13 different types of diet water. Always horny for juice boxes and apple pie.

1) Is that Comrade Kris?! I need to give him a bottle of vodka!

2) Wow its Kris, he’s so Pog

by Comrade Kristoff November 19, 2020