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Juggalos are hard to find. Many people paint their faces, sport the axe and say that they are Juggalos, but it takes more than that. It takes someone to look at a person, not people. People are grouped so often, by stereotypes based on their race, where they live, what kind of music they listen to. TRUE juggalos look past all this shit and see each person for who they are. If you are a good person then true Juggalos will be cool with you, but if you are a douchebag who beats your wife, it doesnt matter what kind of music you listen to, what car you drive, you are a piece of shit. Actions are what true Juggalos base their opinions on, not stereotypes.

Juggalos also have clown love, and love for life in general. Other than that Juggalos basically just need to be fans of Psychopathic records.

Every Juggalo/ette walks his/her path. And true juggalo/ettes respect that every person needs to walk their own path. You lose their respect if you become a bad person.

Oh yeah....and us Juggalos still paint our faces and sport the axe every once in a while too. So i'll see all the Juggalos in Shangri-La while all these haters fry in the pit.

Clown Love everyone.
True Juggalos: Whats up man?
Imposter: Not much man, ima drink some faygo and go fuck those faggots over there up.
True Juggalo: Whatever. (goes to a party and has a wicked ass time chillin with his homies.)
by Shangri-La Prophet May 18, 2007
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Juggalo

Misunderstood group of religious people. They believe in something half of you don't. Not all are bad. Not all are drug addicts. They are very misunderstood group that nobody has the right to judge.
My best friends brother is a Juggalo and he's a good man.
by noturjobtojudge October 21, 2015
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Juggalo/Juggalette

Alright, I just want to clear a few things up a little bit for you ignorant haters.

Check your facts, icp is not racist, satanic, or rednecks. If you actually pay attention to what they say, you would know that they are not, and all that, is actually stuff they hate.

Not all juggalos drink, smoke, are overweight, or are any other of the ignorant stereotypes we have to put up with, And we definitely don't try to be black, or any race other than what we are, and we aren't posers, Juggalos have accepted and take pride in who we are. We don't always bitch about bein screwed over by life, when we get screwed over, we just accept it and make the best of it. We don't worship icp, or the rest of the psychopathic artists as some of you assholes claim. We don't gang up on people in fights, and we are not just mere fans, we are a family bound together by the music we listen to, and our similarity in likes and dislikes, it's hard to explain really. We can listen to ANY music we want to, being a Juggalo is not about the music, it's about the way of life.

Now, everyone has their own reasons for hatin us, as so rightfully stated by Madrox in the song Different, but, for those of you that hate us because we listen to icp, reflect on that statement for a moment, and you'll realize how stupid it is to hate someone because of the music they listen to.

I have one last thing to say:
MCL, juggalo fam.
The haters obviously know nothing of our lifestyle, yet they talk like they know all about it.
by down4life July 11, 2005
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Juggalo Windpipe

In the act of having sex with a girl, excuse yourself from the room. Go to the bathroom, put on clown makeup and jump back in the room. Shout "JUGGALO RYDA WEST SIDE", then blow down her neck until she is no longer breathing. Proceed to penetrate her with an AIDS infected dildo.
John: Hey man I just did a Juggalo Windpipe on my ex.

Steve: Is she alright?

John: No, she's dead.
by ZachFromLindy October 6, 2012
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JUGGALO POWER

An energy all juggalos feel inside them. A sort of chill going throughout there body leading to a smile, or just a really deep thought. Many instances of feeling this comes from songs like, "juggalo homies" "juggalo paradise" "thy unvieling" "we belong" and of course "juggalo family"
Personally, for me, the quote: "Truth is we follow god, we've always been behind him, the carnival is god and may all juggalos find him" makes me almost shed a tear and puts a huge smile on my face :) REAL JUGGALO POWER!!!
by Juggalotus93 April 7, 2007
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juggalo holocaust

dumb punks on the internet trying to scare juggalos
hur hur, look at me! i have no life, kill all juggalos! i'm so mad at life cuz i'm still whacking off in my mom's basement. juggalo holocaust yay!!.
by theboyblue91982 January 31, 2009
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Juggalo hater

A Juggalo hater is a person who does not understand the concept of what it means to belong to a community of people that although mostly related through the music of artists and former artists of the psychopathic record label are family to one another regardless of who it is. Clearly sad and misguided people who do not care for family as much as the juggalos do for random strangers who also belong to the Juggalo family as well as having sad lives and no purpose
The Juggalo hater did not care for his dying sister as he casually walked out of the room leaving her bleeding to death on the floor
by booda44 April 5, 2014
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