josh

an asshole who only thinks of himself. he cheated on his ex girlfriend, so she dumped his ass. he thinks he's so great, but in reality he has a small dick and is dumb. hisnew girlfriend is a nasty skank, but she'll probably have sex with him so he doesn't mind. josh is a stupid dick sucker.
who's that?
you mean that piece of shit? that's josh!
by i<3cheaterrrrs April 16, 2010
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Josh

Wife Beater, Someone who likes to eat peanut butter and jellys, or someone who is balding but refuses to admit it to self, Sometimes confused for a fat version of a Stone Cold Steve Austin. A guy with little arms.
Look at that fat ass eating all those peanut butter and jellys.. He is such a Josh!!
by Soooimomma May 04, 2011
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He is the sweetest guy that you will ever meet!!! Every day he will tell you that you are the prettiest person in the world. He tells you he loves you at least 10 times a day...he is someone you would never expect to fall in love with but you do!! He's hard to forget and will drive you crazy. He may seem quiet and shy at first but soon he will loosen up. He always smells good and is extremely sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who is that guy? Oh that's Josh...the sexiest man on Earth
by dancestar_11 August 30, 2011
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Noun or Adjective- anything/anyone that is gay or just sucks.
caleb- i like cock
charlie- thats so josh.
sam- werd
by straight white male May 05, 2010
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A wonderful man who is strong, trustworthy, and sweet. He sticks to one woman and loves her with all his might and falls for her over and over again. He will fight anyone to the death if they threaten people who are close to him. He is sexy at times when he wants to be, which is mostly all the time. He has a high pain tolerance. Josh is the most amazing man you could ever meet because he will be with you til the end and always try to put your needs first. Josh is the best guy to be with.
Girl number 1 - "Is Josh your boyfriend?"

Girl number 2 - "No, he's my true love."
by ilovehimforever,bd. July 09, 2011
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Josh

a huge shit...usually of the large noxious variety
Holy shit man, i just took a Josh...that shit's bunk
by ksizzle119 February 20, 2010
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A small kid with an annoyingly high-pitched voice.spoiled.
Has the worlds smallest penis. But you can't help not having him as your friend. Kinda cool when you get to know him.
Doesn't like porn, so people think he likes guys.
Other guy:hey Josh check out this chicks rack.

*shows him pic*
Josh:eeeeewwww!!!!!
Other guy:your gay.
by Kevinmckevinface October 18, 2011
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