jampo

A Jampo is a poo in the closet

That person did a Jampo because they were busting for the toilet and they couldn't make it in time

by RandomOldDude February 18, 2024

Jampo

A nickname meaning: 'Poo in a closet'.

Jampo over here failed the test.

by JustThatNerdyNerd February 18, 2024

jobpocalypse

The economic collapse brought about by the AI replacement of virtually all human workers.

Futuredude: "man, the jobpocalypse of '24 was insane, its no wonder they implemented a BLS"

by mr bleakarm March 1, 2024

jomok

Jomok is an Indonesian term for people in gay videos like Mr. Ambatukam

"The meaning of the word Jomok is a joke, about a man who looks like a gay and is usually used as a meme for black men."

Jomok can also be used to mock someone if they act like a gay man

"Jomok banget gasih?/Very Jomok, isn't it?"
"Dasar Jomok!/You Jomok!"
"Gw bakal berhenti ngirim stiker jomok dibulan ramadhan ini/I will stop sending Jomok stickers this month of Ramadan"

by EpicboltXD March 16, 2024

Jampomianza

What happened before you became pensive and deep
a phase in time cursed to force you to contemplate it to the point where it's haunting.
lore but less dramatic, trauma but more interesting.

"Are you okay?"
"Yes, why?"
"You've got this thousand-yard stare"
"it's just the jampomianza"

by stoptryingtomakefetchhappen! March 18, 2024

JorPoker

A way to talk about the fraudulent Michael Jordan in comparison to the G.O.A.T. LeBron James. Michael Jordan likes to gamble a lot.

Michael JorPoker does not hold a candle to the GOAT LeBron James.

by NeverWrongNBAFan March 18, 2024

JOMO

JOMO stands for "Joy of Missing Out". It's the opposite of FOMO (Fear of Missing Out). A state of mental joy and satisfaction caused by not taking part in events/activities. JOMO is a way to combat the pressure to be everywhere and do everything. It allows you to be selective with your social life and prioritize self-care.

- It's the feeling of contentment and enjoyment you get from prioritizing your own activities and interests, even if it means skipping other events.
- Imagine feeling happy curling up with a book instead of feeling anxious you're missing out on a party. That's JOMO!
- It's about making conscious choices about how you spend your time and focusing on what truly brings you satisfaction.

Prakhar decided to embrace JOMO by spending the weekend sleeping on his own bed instead of going on an office trip to Bali with his colleagues.

by Chirag JOMO April 9, 2024