John 

John hmm... John is probably Asian probably good at math. Good at basketball and probably is having a good relasonship john is cool and he can sometimes eat to much noodles and go rap god style on your ass but yeh then he is cool

I asked john to do my math homework because I was falling behind

John by Omg283 August 21, 2014

John 

A super sweet guy who anyone is extremely lucky to have in their life

John is the best!

John by Joy will come September 9, 2016

John 

Fagot

He's such a john

John by Johnisafagotwithasmallchode February 28, 2017

John 

a very attractive guy, loves to eat pie and has a lot of friends

glad I'm your friend john

John by jacko101jjdhjdhffh8383 i uJAJA March 1, 2017

John 

FAT ASS WHO LIKES TO TAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY,FOOD WHENEVER HE HAS THE CHANCE. SWEATS A LOT AND IS EASILY TRIGGERED/SALTY

Jack: Hey John
John: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT BITCH

John by Flavber June 12, 2017

John 

Hes the sweetest guy you'll meet. Hes shy if you dont know him and he doesn't easily open up, however when he does its because he truly cares for you as a Friend or partner. Hes often smart, but doesn't try hard enough to realize and hes loyal till the day you die.

I'm fine I have loyal Friends like John in my life.

John by Fantasy Writer October 5, 2017

John 

John is nice and cares very much but always ends up the best friend but even though he wants more then being friends he still manages being a great friend with good relationship advice. He is what you call "boyfriend transparent". He would the best boyfriend but he is see through, girls can't see how great he is and just continues to have trouble with love even if a treasure is right in front of them.

John gives the best advice about my problems with adam I wish there were a guy like john

John by Transparent and hollow December 12, 2017