instagram slut

someone who is thirsty for likes, likes their own picture, or is following more people than they are followed by

A. Go like my last picture on instagram

B. You are just an instagram slut

2.
A. hey give me your phone real quick, I need to do something

B. ok

A. *goes to his/her instagram all likes all his/her pic

by Willis Cornelius March 7, 2014

stan instagram

similar to stan twitter but filled with cupcakes and locals who don’t quite understand stan culture
usually make ‘memes’ that are unfunny to anyone outside their fandom (for example: me when someone says they love ariana grande *photo of ariana grande smiling*)
& get super uptight if anyone criticises their idols or opinions

person: i hate stan instagram, it’s full of cupcakes
insta stan: Omg 😭 That’s so mean, respect my choices ☁️✨🌪🥺

by brooke lynn hytes was robbed August 29, 2019

Instagram Daddy

1: Person who provides lavish support for someone to depict an image or lifestyle on Instagram. Up-leveled Instagram Boyfriend.
2: a male parent on Instagram

Who needs an Instagram boyfriend to take photos when an Instagram Daddy brings a camera crew?

by Chuberto September 20, 2021

Instagram christian

A fake Christian. Someone who only acts like a Christian for Instagram likes.

Dabo Swinney is a total faker. He’s a real Instagram Christian.

by Urban Frank December 2, 2017

Instagram Grace

When you religiously snap a pic of your ever meal before you eat it

Now we say Instagram Grace:
“Blessed O Instagram, and these, our gifts, which we are about to place through they filters, Through our Iphones, RIP Jobs, amen.”

by firebirdfive July 20, 2018

instagram pictures

When people want to take a fun, coo;, awesome photo to post on Instagram. Different levels of intensity with this topic. Sometimes a simple photo with an iPhone and other times a professional photographer and days work.

Instagramer: Hey, dude can you take this Instagram photo for me.
Friend: Yeah sure; what are you gonna do.
Instagramer: I'm gonna hope this fence and look like a savage you take the photo when I am at the top of it.

Friend: Okay.

Instagram pictures: Being defined as a picture for persons Instagram account.

by arc321 July 22, 2017

Instagram syndrome

When mostly girls think that they are fat, obese, ect. when they have normal healthy weight and they want to lose big portion of their weight. Example: From 65kg to 50kg.

It is really hard, maybe impossible to fix this.

Tom: My girlfriend thinks that she is fat and she wants to lose weight.
Jerry: Standard Instagram syndrome.

by PanDavey January 6, 2022