coffin seller

Edward 40 hands except with sidewalk slammers.

Matt:“What’s taped to Bobby’s hands Josh?”
Josh: “He’s attempting to finish the Coffin Seller!”
Matt: “🤯”

by Andrew Katchel November 20, 2021

Temporary coffin

A more appealing word for solitary confinement

Jake shanked tommy at lunch today. He's going into the temporary coffin

by Salt discriminater April 30, 2021

The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

Just a diabolical game about two siblings with family strife and a hint of incest. Andrew and Ashley are the names of two siblings.

The Coffin of Andy and Leyley Is a interesting game that you can get for 10 bucks on steam.

by I’m just an actual dumbass May 8, 2024

coffining

A msn that needs to fuck my Pussy and get me pregnant,he never misses ever

Coffining is the definition of daddy

by Coffiningisdaddy April 11, 2021

put a nail in the coffin

to go get a cigarette or to smoke a cigarette. usually used when at work and wanting to get a break.

"I'm gonna go put a nail in the coffin while I can before getting back to work"

by Wolfkin November 8, 2013

Coffining

Punishing someone who refuses to wear a mask by making them lie in an open coffin, or forcing them to dig graves for Covid-19 victims, if they refuse to pay a fine or to do community service, such as cleaning public toilets and acting as a scarecrow under the hot sun for hours.

Some couples, who aren’t scared of coffining, are deliberately not wearing a face mask, so that they’d have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get intimate inside a fake coffin.

by Fasters September 15, 2020

Coffin throat

When you force your girl into your dead grandmas coffin at the wake, then proceed to throat fuck them

“Man Beth gave me that coffin throat yesterday at the wake”

by Spitonitagaingrandma October 12, 2018