Backseat Klondike Bar

When you poop in the back of an Uber, often as a sign of disapproval for your ride or driver, but in some rare cases it can be used to show affection.

Ryan: My Uber sucked.
Cody: Oh, did you give a bad rating?
Ryan: Nah, I just left a Backseat Klondike Bar.

by Lil' Pukey February 26, 2018

backseat shotgun

Backseat shotgun: when man's cum shoots out of the women's nose while giving head in the backseat of a car.

When Jon's cum shot out of Angie's nose while giving head in the back of his Prius, Jon stuck his head out of the sunroof and shouted, "backseat shotgun!"

by Ace Hoodwacker March 27, 2025

Backseat yoga

Performing multi sex acts and positions in backseat of small car.

They were doing some serious backseat yoga.

by Yoga Bob January 19, 2023

Backseat Bitch

Someone who is always putting themselves in another persons business/conversation. They have tendencies to jump from the backseat, never understanding what’s going on in the road or the front seat.

You should really try minding your business, you’re such a backseat bitch.

by gunnarequiiem October 18, 2025

Taking backseat

When you are trying to get two people together but basically forcing them to get together

Dam john was taking backseat tonight

by PiriPiri January 6, 2017

Backseat investor

Someone who is a passive investor, who can keep their mouth shut

Here you go again can’t keep your mouth shut your backseat investor

by 3 Finger Willie August 31, 2023

backseat splash and dash

Enter an automatic car wash with your partner in the passenger seat. Once in the car wash proceed to jump in the backseat and fuck, but finish and be back in the front seat by the time the car wash is over.

Her: “Babe I’m feeling filthy. What do you want to do?”
Him: “How about the Backseat Splash and Dash?”

by MilSaint May 3, 2018