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Minecraft

The product of deficating in a toilet while simultaneously eating a meal
Person 1) Dude; are you minecrafting?
Person 2) I was trying to push that turd so hard that I worked up an appetite and by the time I finished my burger I finally had a successful bowel movement.
by Bush February 14, 2023
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I’m a Minecraft
by A big purple grape November 12, 2018
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What cool kids play, instantly making them superior to their peers. Minecraft requires a great amount of determination, focus, hard-work, and dedication. If you don't play Minecraft, you smell like pure ass.

Minecraft is the best game known to mankind. Roblox and Fortnite look up to this game, wiping away the tears that consist of the sadness of knowing that they'll never be as good as MINECRAFT.

People who play Minecraft make amazing friends. They're cool and typically have really greasy hair, but that's okay.

Minecraft forever!
"Hey, do you play Minecraft?"

"Omg, yes! How'd you know?"

"Your hair is so greasy that it looks wet. Also, you are just so cool dude!"

"Thanks!"
by gentle snowflakes November 15, 2018
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Minecraft is where all losers find to there future like this gentlemen here....
Person 1:*opens door*
Person 2 :GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT.
by Kenhasalife69 October 28, 2018
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BEST GAME EVER!!!! Better thatn Apex Legends and Fortnite and it will never ever die!
by Minecraft boy 21 March 7, 2019
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Hey dude you want to go play Minecraft?
by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 March 16, 2019
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a sick game but it doesn't have sonic so its not that good
by Remy Abdi January 2, 2019
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