I Got My First Car Girl

A girl who got her first car and has achieved internet fame. Also owns a tank, various supercars, a SpaceX ship, two shopping trolleys, and various other methods of transportation.
u/blondy712 from Reddit posed with her first car (a 2000 Hyundai Accent), and then was photoshopped into meme history.

"Did you see how r/teenagers has blown up? It's a bunch of I Got My First Car Girl memes!"

by blehboi December 25, 2020

Now I got some serious Assues

The cumulative anal damage if your partner goes and switches toilet paper brands on you, or you over-killed on the hot sauce the night before. The merge of the word Ass and Issues.

Ah man, why did she do it. We were out of toilet paper and she brought home the cheap brand. Now I got some serious Assues.

Damn that habanero sauce was killer!! Now I got some serious Assues.

by vikchop June 19, 2010

I got ups in my day-Z's

A saying many homosexuals use to say they got penetrated in the booty

Homosexual- Hey i got ups in my day-Z's
Friend- from who!?

by Upsiez May 27, 2008

I never got into it

A euphemism for "it sucked".

A: "Did you get Children of Bodom's latest album? It ruled!"

B: "Umm, I listened to it but I never got into it."

by Aadvek September 28, 2006

I got to go Poopy like Snoopy

When you really have to go #2 in the bathroom.

My stomach is killing me, I got to go poopy like Snoopy

by robosixx March 21, 2012

i got a race cah motha fucka

racecar spelled backwards is racecar

Fuck you all!

by eat a dick February 22, 2004

i got carrie all up in my ass

When a woman is having a particularly heavy menstrual flow.

Mindy: "Why are you so grumpy today?" Diane: "I got Carrie all up in my ass!"

by Debnhim October 28, 2018