Husband Hole

A woman's "Lips", her thing.

Damn! That bitch has a huge husband hole.

by DoodooMan September 23, 2006

my husband

Sam Pottorff.

"Sam Pottorff is my husband"- @Pottorffswife on twitter

by @Pottorffswife February 28, 2014

Husbandry

1) The act of being a husband.

2) All things that go along with being a husband.

I am going to stay home and help my wife with the kids for at least one weekend out of the next 5, it's all about good husbandry.

by Rezzy Rez May 12, 2009

stepford husband

A husband who provides, protects, and caters to his wife. He allows her to be a stay at home wife and mother. He supplies her with her weekly allowance of a substantial of money.

My stepford husband is the best man on earth. He appreciates my catering to him by catering to me.

by Da truth72 December 18, 2013

Husband

Someone who you act like your in a relationship with but your not

We arent going out hes just my husband

by Maddly_kule January 7, 2016

husband

(n) Men who has had their brain picked clean by zombies* and lost all free will.

*Zombies: (n) Creatures of terror that can survive recurring week-long bleeding that enjoys messing around with the brains of innocent men.

"Ever since they got married I haven't seen Joe around here."
"He's a husband now, that was the last we'll ever see of him."

by Beyond Disbelief August 22, 2011

husband

a man who wants to rule your world , tell you what to think when to think it , he also will dirty up more dishes , clothes , and the house in general thus adding 75 % more to your work load. he expects you to work a job outside the home and then work at home half the nite while he watches t.v then at bedtime he expects you to turn into sex kitten. In short he is about useless.

just an a burden that you really dont need what with all the newest sex toys out there >>> you can replace him with no problem yea ha!!!!!

by gwyn hart February 22, 2005