DivineChoas; Big Poppa Hoss; the Hossinator
by BroDonkSki July 28, 2023
Get the Hossmug. A word that I just made up that describes a soft piece of clothing or a blanket that is fresh out of the dryer. It can also describe the feeling of some warm milk slipping down your throat.
“My pajamas are very hoss.”
by MiloMiloMissileSilo June 13, 2023
Get the Hossmug. Has a 57+ inch chest. Sweetheart. But not for long. Known to be hosstyle in many situations. Ketchup boats the fuck out of his fries. Dosent eat blu cheese on his sweet hot wings. Tugs his balls. Loves his cats. Speeks fluent trailer park boys. Shoots knee high saucies Ferda. And that’s what I appreciates bout him
by Ferda! June 5, 2018
Get the Hossmug. a pathetic hairy gay bottom or a submissive gay man who looks butch but is actually very much someones bitch, usually only picked up when drunk.
"you think thats pathetic, let me show you a real "Hoss McHosserson!""
"that dude over there with the zz top beard and the tutu is such a "Hoss McHosserson""
"that dude over there with the zz top beard and the tutu is such a "Hoss McHosserson""
by Boysinberry December 21, 2007
Get the "Hoss McHosserson"mug. by wdymmmmmm November 2, 2020
Get the hoss evan jensenmug. A man that gets virtually everything he wants (esp. women). He is well known for his confidence. Often well-hung.
by Wickedsleight July 10, 2023
Get the Hossmug. A hoss is an absolute alpha male unit. He gets all the hottest bitches and other men fear him. A hoss pulls up to the 10 year reunion and hops out of a blacked out Cullinan wearing a $8000 Tom Ford suit, an iced out Patek that costs $150K, and a gorgeous foreign model on his arm. He walks into a bar and women start to touch themselves and lesser men cower away and avert their gaze.
As a verb: I'm boutta go into this bar and hoss on some fools
As a noun: Owen Weitzenhoffer is a fucking hoss.
As a noun: Owen Weitzenhoffer is a fucking hoss.
by Beeph69 December 5, 2021
Get the Hossmug.