homeless handjob

When a homeless person moves his hands up and down a penis, giving a man sexual pleasure for money. Usually for money to buy cocaine.

I got a homeless handjob this morning!

by Whore that is free February 28, 2009

Dirty Homeless Man

The act of ripping a female's eye out with a coat hanger, pooping in the empty eyesocket, and fucking her now poo-lubricated eyehole

I gave tht hoe a Dirty homeless man

by HAPPYCHRIS1233 June 17, 2009

homelesses

Plural for "Homeless". The term is unique in the sense that if it were to follow the traditionial rules of modern english, the singular and plural would in fact be indentical. As are the words "Sheep", "People", "Deer" and so on. Some would argue that the rule also applies to this word, but this is simply not the case. It is believed that the word was created sometime in the 2007's by a closet english professor by the name of Dr Loni.

I want to be homelesses, but I can't, there's only one of me and I have a home.

by Puddleduck October 17, 2007

homelessables

A homelessable is,

1. Items similar to those you recycle, but redeemable for a cash refund.

2. Any object normally thrown away which is worth something to someone else.

3. An important part of an informal economy.

"hey, don't just throw that bottle and that can away, put it in the homelessable container. Don't you know that things worth 4 cents!"

by travistarr November 21, 2004

Hoeless Hoe

A man or woman being used for sex, but when pursuing some of interest they are turned down and forever hoeless

"Hey bro how was is it at the party, get any hoes? Nah homie I'm just a hoeless hoe"

by Kinglo August 28, 2021

happy homeless

able bodied individual that rather than work and have something for themselves are content with holding a sign asking for a handout.

He (or she) walks around with a smile on his (or her) face like everything is good and ain't got a pot to piss in! Happy Homeless.

by Joey "TheVisionary" Mane$s August 19, 2014

homeless

A person who hangs out at a psychosocial clubhouse all day and sleeps on the couch or surfs the internet all day.
The homeless people there are mostly veterans!

Why should I go to the clubhouse? I'm not homeless,nor a veteran!

by Little Izzy December 15, 2007