Horizontal Bigfoot

A Norwegian sex act where you get down on all fours and plug beard hairs.

That streamer let me stay in his spare room and gave me a Horizontal Bigfoot last week.

by Not Eethan February 06, 2024

Horizontal Tophat

When you fuck a girl through a top hat that's full of pigeon shit and peanut butter with her legs doing a split with white bread slices with a hole in a middle.

"I got aids"
"It's all that horizontal tophat bruh"

by Ittytittyman April 27, 2022

horizontal top hat

A sexually move for hot ass citizens that need a break from calling normal sex "normal"...

"So hey we should to horizontal top hat"
"sounds awesome when you put it that way"

by Dawnrose February 18, 2018

the horizontal poker

Mean , Sex . Good , dirty, hot , wild sex! lol

Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?

No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !

by Wizdee April 19, 2011

horizontal closet

when clothes are piled on the floor, instead of being put away in a closet or drawer.

Mr. V says that his son has a VERY large horizontal closet.

by Julio Sizzle August 13, 2008

Horizontal Life

N: a synonym for sex life. More commonly used for women who more commonly lay horizontally during sex.

"Did you read Chelsea Handler's book My Horizontal Life? It's a collection of her one night stands"

by jembert January 07, 2010

horizontal tango

A term used when someone has a Sexual intercourse on a bed

bro Sam and glasses girl are in my house shaking violently, they doin the horizontal tango

by Shæt April 20, 2024