A.k.a. "moocher's greeting" or "glad-handout"; it refers to where one of your "friends" beamingly approaches you with extended arm as if to greet you with a hearty palm-clasp, but instead of positioning his hand vertically the way one usually does when shaking hands, he holds his outstretched palm **upwards** so that his hand is horizontal --- this "gimme, gimme, gimme" position is how his hand is usually held whenever he is around fellow humans (duh!).
I always feel suspicious whenever someone greets me with a horizontal handshake, since it is a good indication that he is planning to ask me for a handout.
by QuacksO August 2, 2019
Get the horizontal handshakemug. When both parties are making retarded faces at one another, while simultaneously having sex in the missionary position.
Bae, Horizontal Shortbus and chill?
My boyfriend only ever wants to do the horizontal shortbus with me.
My boyfriend only ever wants to do the horizontal shortbus with me.
by Desi Dukes July 9, 2017
Get the Horizontal Shortbusmug. When you fuck a girl through a top hat that's full of pigeon shit and peanut butter with her legs doing a split with white bread slices with a hole in a middle.
by Ittytittyman April 27, 2022
Get the Horizontal Tophatmug. by ParkerD October 16, 2012
Get the horizontal sweatingmug. Sex (when experienced with all parties at a less than vertical position).
Also a killer latter day song by Blondie.
Also a killer latter day song by Blondie.
by ApricotFields October 8, 2020
Get the Horizontal Twistmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Left Eyes Only Sense Verically For Suicide And Rights Eyes Go Horizontal For Homocide<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Left Eyes Only Sense Verically For Suicide And Rights Eyes Go Horizontal For Homocide<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Left Eyes Only Sense Verically For Suicide And Rights Eyes Go Horizontal For Homocide<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Poly-anna May 24, 2018
Get the horizontal barracudamug.