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hooking a brother up

not having to wait an hour for a butter chicken in Lazeez
John Smith: "How come Ahmed got his tikka massalla before us?"

Jane Doe: "Beanie man was hooking a brother up"
by Rabaat March 9, 2009
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Hook a steak up

A Reference to the late Notorius B.I.G. currently used to describe the quality of a woman's blow job. This term is only propery used when the head recieved is of an abnormally nut busting and fantastic nature. A female who has become an expert at throwing headfakes cannot hook a steak up.
Nah, we couldn't fuck, she was on her period. It's okay cause that bitch can hook a steak up.
by Dagawd July 26, 2006
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I'll hook you up with the good parts.

I'll tear you out of that red sweater and khakis and screw your brains out.
Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."
by feed the dogs January 4, 2021
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Hey bro.. you ready to go downtown to thotlandia; where all the thots where all thots and hos meet up to hook up. also known as their homeland.... thotlandia
by pooping_quacker oat May 30, 2018
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Hooking up with a silver lining

When you are having sex with someone but see the possibility of a future relationship
There's a guy I'm hooking up with a silver lining. Maybe in a couple of months we'll date.
by Gessa2 December 2, 2016
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Full hook-up

A service offered at upscale campgrounds. Often involving strangers entering campers and multiple penetrations.

The Amish"full hookup" includes tents and uses lard.
Some guy looking like "Gary Busey" broke into my camper last night and gave my best friend a "full hook-up" now he knows what Campground prison rape is like.
by John Galt 2021 July 19, 2022
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Hook up

a form of intimacy with a member of a preferred sex that dont consider a significant other
I hook up with this really hot guy on Sunday night and we enjoyed the moment with light on
by Ndally August 26, 2022
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