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Hobbit feet

IF A BITCH GOT HOBBIT FEET GET THOSE CLIPPERS AND GO TO CLIPPING THOSE NAILS.
**looks at hobbit feet, thinks about sucking them**
by WY0B01 January 8, 2021
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Hobbit

Our dear friend Hobbit, the undisputed king of backgammon mishaps, has somehow managed to forge a legendary career without ever troubling the scorers—or a trophy shelf. Known for his awe-inspiring ability to lose 80 points in a single evening at the St Albans Backgammon Club, Hobbit approaches each Tuesday like a man walking into battle armed only with a damp breadstick. His infamous fallout with the UK Backgammon Federation—sparked by a minor YouTube video that he insists was a “targeted psychological attack”—remains a mystery to most, including the Federation themselves. Temperamental as a cat in a rainstorm, Hobbit is convinced that backgammon boards are rigged, dice are cursed, and that the entire club meets weekly just to spite him. Yet, despite his flawless record of defeat, he bravely returns each week… presumably in search of the one cube he hasn’t managed to misplay yet.
+Tom is such a sore loser! He never wins anything and constantly moans over the dice and looks up in the sky whenever he rolls an anti joker. He’s a clown.

- tell me about it! He’s such a Hobbit!
by Sheshbesh May 14, 2025
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hobbit helper

A one to two foot ladder to assist on reaching objects to high for a vertically challenged individual.
Can I use the hobbit helper to reach the cupboard because I'm to short
by Gabecali1488 November 16, 2023
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Release the Hobbit

To 'release the hobbit' is to sexually climax
I'm going out with Meghan tonight, after dinner she's gonna come over and help me release the hobbit
by ReindeerGames July 20, 2010
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HOBBIT

A friend that is short and hot butt is also a pain in the ass
“Sup hobbit you lookin mighty sexy today
by Ilovedillpiklesyummyccm July 30, 2022
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Hobbit Ring

When a woman's Anus hole is crusted with shit all the way round.
"I can't believe i nearly had sex with Angela, she had a nasty Hobbit Ring!"
by RocketPoweredAssBlaster3000 February 6, 2018
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Helsinki hobbit

someone born and raised in Helsinki, the smallest of metropolis, someone who plans to stay there and study at the University of Helsinki or continue into the proletariat without studying, making only short trips abroad or up north, nevertheless never leaving the Shire
yo check out those Helsinki hobbits coming back from Tallinn with 16 cases of beer
by Lyffeoverfyffe March 25, 2025
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