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Hobbit feet

IF A BITCH GOT HOBBIT FEET GET THOSE CLIPPERS AND GO TO CLIPPING THOSE NAILS.
**looks at hobbit feet, thinks about sucking them**
by WY0B01 January 8, 2021
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network hobbit

someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.
Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.

Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.
by DStar75 March 3, 2011
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Culture Hobbit

A person, whom do to self-imposed isolation of cultures, is unable to adapt or appreciate the differences between thier cultures and the rest of the world.
A: "This state is raw!"
B: "That's called medium-rare, you Culture Hobbit"
by TommyCuffs February 16, 2023
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hobbit helper

A one to two foot ladder to assist on reaching objects to high for a vertically challenged individual.
Can I use the hobbit helper to reach the cupboard because I'm to short
by Gabecali1488 November 16, 2023
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Adventurous Hobbit

A small man that often partakes in adventure, usually of homosexual orientation.
“Where is he?”
“He’s off being an adventurous hobbit in France”
“That sounds gay
by AlphabeticalMoose January 8, 2024
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Hobbit

Joe: Hey have you seen James anywhere?
Jaques: No, he dosen't go outside often.
Joe: Oh so he's a Hobbit.
by AI Domitian May 2, 2023
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HOBBIT

A friend that is short and hot butt is also a pain in the ass
“Sup hobbit you lookin mighty sexy today
by Ilovedillpiklesyummyccm July 30, 2022
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