guzzle

The phenomena of internally reacting to an experience/message which would prompt a visceral response if other people were present/ if the experience was shared. (laughing in your head because no one else is there) (the theory that facial expressions are largely performed/learned and humans threshold for humour is significantly higher than externally presented)

Reading Gus's text made me guzzle, when I read it aloud to Lulu I started to laugh out loud.

by proteinballs July 3, 2024

Slobber guzzle

The process of performing a sloppy blowjob and then swallowing every drop of cum.

There is no one that performs Slobber Guzzle like Barry does.

by Girl karma time May 22, 2025

cum guzzling twat dumpster

Your mom.

My left butt cheek resembles a fresh version of your cum guzzling twat dumpster!

by Booboo titty kitty fuck January 13, 2023

Penis guzzling guy named john

A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.

"Look honey, its a Penis guzzling guy named john!"

by joe biren gives birth July 4, 2023

Cum guzzling whores

Used to playfully express annoyance with slutty women, usually because of your failed attempts to have relationships with some of them

I’m bored. Wanna go to the college campus and meet some cum guzzling whores?

by SiL3Nt J September 19, 2023

Cum guzzling whores

Used to playfully express annoyance with slutty women, usually after being screwed over by a few that you actually cared about (before you knew any better)

I’m bored. Wanna go to the college campus and meet some cum guzzling whores?

by SiL3Nt J September 20, 2023

guzzle the gyatt

When you eat someone with a big butt

Person 1: GUZZLE THE GYATT
Person 2: 🖕

by SigmaChad3000 April 3, 2024