Guy who likes to get drunk and will be unable to walk or speak at the end of the night. Guano is also pretty much the standard beta kid who has a hard time talking to strangers and rather sits at home playing his videogames. Whenever he acts like a man, it's obvious that he googled how to be one, because he'll start talking about cars, weapons, or other "men stuff". Overall guano is pretty fun when he's around other dudes which is rather suspicious.
by thegovenatror April 27, 2014
Get the Guano mug.A guanaco (wah-NAH-co) is a lama-like animal that lives in southern Chile. A pissed off male will attack another male by biting its testicles. Being guanacoed is getting your balls chewed off.
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by BabyJohnson August 6, 2009
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Slang Term: The name Godzilla would give his genitalia or "dong" if he had the option of doing so.
Slang Term: The name Godzilla would give his genitalia or "dong" if he had the option of doing so.
(Dubbed)
Man: "Oh no! It's Godzilla! We must flee!"
Woman: "Golly! Did you see his penis take out that building! Now THAT's a monster worth worshipping!"
Godzilla: "Rrraaaaaawwwr!"
(Translation courtesy of Snoop Dee-Oh-Double-Gee: "Yo beeyitch, thass what I'm muhfuckin' talkin' 'bout! Worship dis sheeyit by bizzendin' izzover so I can git me one of dem good long looks at whatchoo workin' wit' gurl. Dats rite! Muhfuckuhs tag be Guangdong. Say it. Pronunciate it beeyitch! Guangdong yo! Guangdong!"
Man: "Oh no! It's Godzilla! We must flee!"
Woman: "Golly! Did you see his penis take out that building! Now THAT's a monster worth worshipping!"
Godzilla: "Rrraaaaaawwwr!"
(Translation courtesy of Snoop Dee-Oh-Double-Gee: "Yo beeyitch, thass what I'm muhfuckin' talkin' 'bout! Worship dis sheeyit by bizzendin' izzover so I can git me one of dem good long looks at whatchoo workin' wit' gurl. Dats rite! Muhfuckuhs tag be Guangdong. Say it. Pronunciate it beeyitch! Guangdong yo! Guangdong!"
by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (Rekanyze!) September 30, 2004
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The act in which a female wearing a blind-fold lays with her head hanging off the side of a bed and a male, or multiple males, ejaculate in her mouth. This act refers to the notorious torture technique, "waterboarding".
The act in which a female wearing a blind-fold lays with her head hanging off the side of a bed and a male, or multiple males, ejaculate in her mouth. This act refers to the notorious torture technique, "waterboarding".
Guy 1: I wanted my girlfriend to break up with me, so I gave that slut a Guantanamo Bay.
Guy 2: Did it work?
Guy 1: No, she loved it.
Guy 2: Did it work?
Guy 1: No, she loved it.
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