Goobs (noun)
A preworkout gummy that turns “I’ll go tomorrow” into “more weight”
The snack sized dose of energy you take when you want to feel locked in without dry-scooping mystery powder like a medieval peasant.
A small chewy object with an unfair amount of gym motivation inside.
A preworkout gummy that turns “I’ll go tomorrow” into “more weight”
The snack sized dose of energy you take when you want to feel locked in without dry-scooping mystery powder like a medieval peasant.
A small chewy object with an unfair amount of gym motivation inside.
by JimmyLola February 4, 2026
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by The goob man February 4, 2026
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