1. (noun) a game in which one or more players count (out loud) how many gimps they see in a day.
2. (noun) the current or final tally of gimps counted during this game
The game is played thusly: upon seeing the first gimp of the day, the player or players point at the gimp in question and loudly say "One!". Then, when another gimp is sighted, the players again point, this time saying "Two!". The game continues like this until the end of that day, at which time the final tally is stated. The next day, a new count begins.
2. (noun) the current or final tally of gimps counted during this game
The game is played thusly: upon seeing the first gimp of the day, the player or players point at the gimp in question and loudly say "One!". Then, when another gimp is sighted, the players again point, this time saying "Two!". The game continues like this until the end of that day, at which time the final tally is stated. The next day, a new count begins.
Dude, we went to the mall today and they were bringing in a busload of retards from the home. Our gimp count went through the roof!
by Sk8erboi Josh October 31, 2004
Damn, I just got gimp-slapped but that punkass kid!
Your ex is going out with that tool?! Man he just gimp-slapped the shit out of you.
Your ex is going out with that tool?! Man he just gimp-slapped the shit out of you.
by Troy H March 26, 2007
a school for gimps. used as an insult. i.e. you go to gimp school.
Something or some one who is crap.
Used mainly when playing mario kart.
Something or some one who is crap.
Used mainly when playing mario kart.
your dad is the head master of gimp school.
i heard you were the head boy at gimp school.
that is totaly gimp school.
where did you get your degree, gimp school?
i heard you were the head boy at gimp school.
that is totaly gimp school.
where did you get your degree, gimp school?
by alan milroy September 10, 2008
1.Person who eats-out another's arse and, likes it far too much.
2.Gimp kept for providing rimjobs.
3.Sycophant, brown-nose, toady, yes-man.
4.Someone stupid/depraved enough to try anything.
2.Gimp kept for providing rimjobs.
3.Sycophant, brown-nose, toady, yes-man.
4.Someone stupid/depraved enough to try anything.
Even though he leads a country of 60 million people, with nuclear weapons, Tony Blair is still only George W. Bush's rimjob gimp.
by orangemash October 06, 2005
1, the little clown in the circus who is the butt of all jokes.
2, can also be used as an insult
3, someone who tries to perform tricks to impress people but looks like an idiot
2, can also be used as an insult
3, someone who tries to perform tricks to impress people but looks like an idiot
by kittycat November 11, 2003
An idiotic character that displays cuntish behaviour while wearing various masks, usually that of a pig or goat, also known as silly cunt or gimpy
by Cuntgimp February 23, 2017
Page's Gimp is commonly known as a person who will go to many lengths to look impressive, good, and worthy towards another person or group of higher social standing. This is usually due to their need to ascend in the ranks of their workplace, school, or society in general.
Tom: shall we go for a cigarette Saddam
Saddam: i've just had one but yes of course let me get mine
Nat (thinks to himself ): Saddam is such a Page's Gimp
Saddam: i've just had one but yes of course let me get mine
Nat (thinks to himself ): Saddam is such a Page's Gimp
by rizzzi5445 October 18, 2013