crisscut fries

Basically the greatest invention ever. Mutated Carl's Jr fries. Been known to rip families apart.

"son, give me some of your crisscut fries..."
"Fuck you dad."

by TFE February 20, 2007

fried chicken

An assumed "food group" believed to regularly be consumed and by black people.

Toho: "Damn nigga, I's be needin's some fried chicken nigga."
Yoyo: "Nigga damn, that's why dems honkeys always be thinkins' we always eaten fried chicken and wata' melon b!tch!"
Toho: "sh!t. . . (pause) . . . I know! Lets go get some Big Macs from McD's!"
Yoho: "Word B!tch, now dats how we do, we be GANGSTA!."

by duskins July 19, 2006

thats fried

Thats crazy , funny , weird or all

Did ye see that guy at that rave At the weekend he was pure fried him wae the cone on his head

I know thats fried

by CL19 May 24, 2017

fried chicken

A wonderful food that comes in a bucket. Goes great with porno.

Fried Chicken is delicious, and pornography is video tape of people haveing sex.

Fried Chicken Store Owner: "They know what I like... money. And I know what they like... Fried Chicken.

by Leeroy May 11, 2003

Fried Asshole

Any asshole that needs more of a word than asshole to describe. Hence, "Fried Asshole". The fried asshole was first used to describe a father who made his sons dig a 6 foot hole in the ground in the hot sun. A "deep fried asshole" is twice as bad.

He's such a fried asshole, we should've put his ass in that hole.

by Syn Gatton May 15, 2010

Cheese Fries

a handshake you do with your swag friends where you wiggle your fingers

give me some cheese fries man

by cheesefri July 11, 2016

pulling a fried

when someone leaves a social gathering without saying goodbye to anyone, leaves without anyone knowing

Someone plays pond hockey and after the game is over the person just gets up and leaves without saying goodbye or anything to the other people. The other people did not even know the person left. This person is pulling a fried

by deirf March 25, 2009