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A Crusade

A group of 3 or more Paladins/Anti-paladins
There's A Crusade in town.
Damn, how many paladins are there?
At least 3.
by anonymous June 22, 2024
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Crusader(s)

A man & member of culture and fights for the modern day holy land.
The Crusader(s) of The Modern day were the members of the Shrek Babushka Religion.
by Definememespls October 11, 2021
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crusaded

Term used to define the action carried out on a merchandise company by a disgruntled musician.
Malik and Fran crusaded the Hoody people, followed by the union.
by dazmocampleader February 4, 2007
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The Ketchup Crusader

The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)
“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy
by Harry Balls Man May 7, 2024
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Asshole Crusader

n1. people who seek assholes, and to dominate them

n2. someone you dislike, mildly or strongly
That guy right there is a complete asshole crusader, I mildly dislike him.

They call me the asshole crusader, there isn't no asshole in this room that hasn't been conquered by me.
by Aasta Paintmaasta December 28, 2023
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Winged crusader

A sexual position where the man wears a cape and shouts beware the "winged Crusader " before starting and then shouts things like " Bam! , Pow! , Kapow!" And other such phrases from comics!
Its my birthday and i asked the Mrs to try the winged crusader !
by The Pithan March 31, 2017
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Crusader Moment

1. When someone doxes an innocent person for no reason.

2. You have someone's life in your hands in a malicious manner.
1.

Friend 1: Hey have you heard what one guy did?
Friend 2: What did he do?
Friend 1: He pulled a Crusader Moment on Jellybean!
Friend 2: Ban him rn!

2. Hey guys I pulled a Crusader Moment on this person because I hate her and now her life is at my hands MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
by FlareDaStriker April 27, 2022
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