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I'm fighting for my fucking life

This phrase has 2 uses:

Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.

Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.
John says a funny joke.

Rebecca: I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE
by Mr. Enderman January 17, 2021
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fighting

Not only a national sport in some countries, but also a very important life skill, especially if you're going to be someone like George Bush, who lives only for wars. Also, Remember that fighting is an inter-galactic passtime.
...Do i REALLY need to list an example? if you really want to see an example THAT badly, look at your students in the hallway nextime...sheesh.
by EVIL DEAMONIC PRESENSE 5000 November 17, 2003
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bare knucle fighting

No eye gouges, no nut-cracking, no gloves. Where all the former school-bullies take eachother on in a game of human cockfighting.
Gumba shall enter some bare knuckle fighting competitions.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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Fighting in the Cold War

Refers to having sex with a girl on her period.

The definition refers to the cold war fought against the Communists who commonly used red as their primary color.

Similar in meaning to "Getting your redwings"
Male version:

Joe: "Hey Tim, what happened last night after you left with Mary?"
Tim: "Oh man, it was nuts I ended up fighting in the Cold War."

Female version:

"Jill, have you ever let anyone fight in your cold war?"
by Jessica G September 18, 2006
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Veitnamese Fighting Chicken

(n) a hybrid between the asian cockadoodle and the norhtern chinese milkman, known for their deep roots in Al-Qaeda.
My friend Jim was attacked by a veitnamese fighting chicken.
by Hai Flung Pu April 25, 2010
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elbow fighting

• Elbow fighting is a game in which only the ruthless play.
• You have razor blades attached to your elbows and then you fight your opponent to the death. Anything is allowed. Low blows and even face shots, but all of this has to be done with your elbow. An elbow fight can be started any where, on the street in the arena, even in a public place. You just have to announce the fight by saying “Elbow Fighting!!!!”
those god damn shomari's are always elbow fighting, on my street.
by jobba jobba February 28, 2005
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Cock Fighting

When two males fight over available pussy.
Bruce and Don were cock fighting over drunk Mary, who notoriously fucks any guy that takes the slut home.
by Anal Czar September 20, 2010
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