Nirvana Fallacy

The Nirvana Fallacy is the name for an instance when a person does not do something because they fear that it will not turn out like they envision it in their minds.
Sometimes this prevents people from doing anything.
This stems from the philosophy that anything short of perfect is just as good as nothing at all.

John wants to lose weight, and decides to walk 2 blocks to the subway station near his job instead of taking the bus home.
He tells his friend, Mike...

John: I'm going to walk 2 blocks to the subway instead of taking the bus home.
Mike: HAH! Like that'll do anything! You're a freaking whale!
John: *sigh*...I guess you're right.

He then proceeds to take the bus home. That is the Nirvana Fallacy in action.

by plays_well_with_others July 14, 2009

Fallahago

(Fal-la-ha-go)

1.Person who ruins a party or just brings the party down.

2. An insult to someone at a party

Ty: Oops, i just spilled the weed all over the floor.

Sean: You Fucking Fallahago!

by Sean Cadwallader January 4, 2009

falltastic

wearing colors that make you look extremely prepared and excited for fall

jermaine is looking falltastic today

by jane doe, jr. October 26, 2011

fallisolation

An Ethereal being who uses sarcasm and dark humor as a coping mechanism for their abundant daddy issues or childhood trama

"Dude, Dave is definitely acting like a fallisolation right now"

by Ant-halo December 15, 2020

FALLSTON HIGH SCHOOL

The worst place on this earth. The principle looks like megamind and is the most racist person on this planet. The teachers are either really young or about to disintegrate. The kids are rich white and toxic. Its surprising that they even passed kindergarten because they don't know how to use a bathroom without destroying it. It's impossible for a gay person to date in that school because while everyone is "bisexual" they all date straight. Everyone who goes there is high and dumb. If you ever transfer to fallston high school... RUN.

"Fallston high school gave me ptsd"

by FALLSTON IS HELL December 30, 2022

Vaginiagra Falls

When a woman's pussy gets so wet that it's literally flowing out of her.

I was having sex with my pregnant wife, I thought I was visiting Vaginiagra Falls... turns out it was just her water breaking.

by Unfortunate Ted March 4, 2012

8th Fallschrimajager

A successful German Airborne regiment that gained notoriety in WWII.

British soldier: "Blimey, this here fortress sure is easy to defend ain't it mate?"
British Soldier 2: "Sure is, wait, oh god the 8th Fallschrimajager is here, were chippered now mate!"

by DorimesTheCheems April 8, 2021