by Chaz Montgomery October 18, 2010
Get the social dumpingmug. When a clubgoer has to take and emergency poop in the crowded club. This tipically involves hovering over a soiled toilet seat in a crowded bathroom, while the other stalls are used to snort cocain.
The night turned for the better after I took a Club Dump.
As soon as I entered the party I immediatly had to take a Club Dump.
As soon as I entered the party I immediatly had to take a Club Dump.
by Sonic B June 2, 2011
Get the Club Dumpmug. When you want to get fucked up so you drink 1/2 to an entire bottle of niquil because sleeping is cheap, fun, and it will time travel you 12 hours into the future or even further after you awaken
Hey bro... we ain’t go shit to do tommorow and I’m broke as fuck... but I want to get fucked up...
Dude let’s fucke. Quil Dump
Yeehaw Quil Dump
Dude let’s fucke. Quil Dump
Yeehaw Quil Dump
by Squatch777 November 16, 2019
Get the Quil Dumpmug. There are a confluence of factors required to achieve the dump badge:
1. A person works in an office where employees must wear photo IDs.
2. The person wears the badge clipped to his belt.
3. Typically, this involves a male, because women rarely wear badges on their belts.
4. You must have a restroom that is shared among multiple employees.
5. The person wears the badge on the side of his pants which faces out when sitting in the stall.
Ok, if all of the elements are in place, this is what happens: worker A goes into the stall for a bowel movement. What he doesn't realize is that when he dropped his pants, his badge is visible underneath the stall door and everyone who comes in can see the identity of the one in the bathroom. This becomes particularly troublesome if any noteworthy events happen in the restroom (like those involving odors or messes left behind).
1. A person works in an office where employees must wear photo IDs.
2. The person wears the badge clipped to his belt.
3. Typically, this involves a male, because women rarely wear badges on their belts.
4. You must have a restroom that is shared among multiple employees.
5. The person wears the badge on the side of his pants which faces out when sitting in the stall.
Ok, if all of the elements are in place, this is what happens: worker A goes into the stall for a bowel movement. What he doesn't realize is that when he dropped his pants, his badge is visible underneath the stall door and everyone who comes in can see the identity of the one in the bathroom. This becomes particularly troublesome if any noteworthy events happen in the restroom (like those involving odors or messes left behind).
1: Hey, Bruce, have you seen Steve?
2: Give him a minute, I just saw his dump badge in the bathroom.
2: Give him a minute, I just saw his dump badge in the bathroom.
by Golden-Rod February 19, 2008
Get the dump badgemug. by binlabia June 23, 2010
Get the Dump Chickenmug. When you miss a day or more of taking a dump and feel a little backed up, and then one glorious morning you drop a huge log and can clearly see, upon close inspection, that your shit log, while still one continuous piece, is split into two or more distinct sections. Each section of the log will have its own consistency/color and can, upon VERY close inspection, be classified by each backed-up day since the last dump. In rare situations and requiring years of training, one can produce the perfect Neopolitan Dump with three distinct sections: white, brown and pink.
Frank: Damn Tom, you should’ve seen this massive and magnificent dump I took this morning.
Tom: What was so amazing about it?
Frank: Well, I’ve been so backed up over the past few days, moving from Mexican to Thai to Japanese to Greek, that my log came out and had three distinct sections… each with its own color and consistency. I’ve never seen anything like it!!
Tom: I’ve heard of such dumps… they are the very rare and awe inspiring Neopolitan Dump. Did you take a picture?
Frank: You damn right I took a picture… check it out (hands Tom picture)
Tom: Gross
Frank: SmyD
Tom: Garg the Smeg
Frank: WoW Noz
Tom: What was so amazing about it?
Frank: Well, I’ve been so backed up over the past few days, moving from Mexican to Thai to Japanese to Greek, that my log came out and had three distinct sections… each with its own color and consistency. I’ve never seen anything like it!!
Tom: I’ve heard of such dumps… they are the very rare and awe inspiring Neopolitan Dump. Did you take a picture?
Frank: You damn right I took a picture… check it out (hands Tom picture)
Tom: Gross
Frank: SmyD
Tom: Garg the Smeg
Frank: WoW Noz
by apound21 June 11, 2009
Get the Neopolitan Dumpmug. a bowel movement; to take a crap.
by T.Wilson June 1, 2016
Get the CRUMP A DUMPmug.