torn your draws / torn your drawers

To fuck up in an epic fashion often involving a classless act, breach of trust, or both.

My boyfriend fucked a stripper so I had to dump his ass- he totally tore his draws.

torn your draws / torn your drawers

by MaryMooCow June 9, 2016

Draw me like one of your french girls

An internet meme of sorts. The original phrase spawned from the move "Titanic", where the line is said to Leonardo Dicaprio. This phrase is used in conjunction with photos of characters usually laid out in sexually suggestive poses.

*Spiderman laid out on the ground*

"Draw me like one of your french girls"

by Just One More Contributor October 12, 2011

-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet

The tablet that was owned for 2 days by -left-E before breaking.

-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet

by Smogus Relaton Amogus December 20, 2021

I want you to draw me like one of your french girls

A code word for someone to say, basically asking you for persmission for them to undress in front of you.

Guy: So what now?
Girl: I want you to draw me like one of your french girls

Guy: Oh, shit, yeah, of course
Girl: *undresses in front of him*

by Omg_its_Dani June 13, 2016

moauntai draw

Just found this knockoff mountain dew in a chinese store

Bob:gimme moauntai draw
Bill:*slaps*

by OmgCholesterol June 26, 2018

Gentlemen’s draw

An expression for When a woman cannot think, find or choose an activity for date night, so she hands the task over to her date to figure out and create.

Sadly Bobby, the concert tickets you were going to buy for us for our date tonight are sold out so I guess it has to be gentlemen’s draw.

by Wanderlust lady December 6, 2019

draw a blank

Painting you do on your girlfriend's face when you shoot blanks.

Guy: This guy told me, that his girl left him post his prostate surgery because he can only draw a blank on her face.
Listening guy: 'tf are you talking about
Guy: He told me, she is rubbing some other guy, who is into face painting her face and she thinks it makes her face look ten years younger.
Listening guy: Yea, whatever

by Ajnr May 20, 2020