This guy is mr steal your Dad. A Taylor swift stalker. He has no boundaries. Bound to no laws. He feeds off souls of little Chinese boyz. Happy holidays little ni-
by Big jerky 5’11 September 24, 2023
Dillon and Mallory are perfect for each other
by MDTBC November 02, 2020
A Dillon Cap is when the cap to a plastic bottle is placed on top of the drink as opposed to being screwed on. The drink is almost always spilled.
John sees Dillon's Dr. Pepper on the table and slaps it away. It was Dillon Capped and spilled on everybody.
Dillon: DUDE WHAT THE HELL?? MY SODA!!
John: MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT ON A DILLON CAP!
Dillon: DUDE WHAT THE HELL?? MY SODA!!
John: MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT ON A DILLON CAP!
by barfightprincess June 21, 2014
A low-life swinousarous scumshit who dramaticates the very essence of his own rundown life with over exaggeration and incompetence. This fragile scrudgeberry shaft licker has a "hard time", when it comes to man hood, there for Dillon Vega must must remember mommy is always there to help when her bubblyboo is to busy unracionalizing basic properties of salvation. In other words Dillion Vega isn't a vagina, but if Jennifer Whatson and Simon Esner were in a room, she would be the guy doing you know what to you know who. The Asiayranian ecbleashin telemarketor in the closet watching your children dance to Little Einstiens like a beach marathan and the ice cream truck man had festilation ganausurations.
Billy~ Hey it's Dillion Vega over there !
Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.
Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.
Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
by Sloauch. March 23, 2018
"Dillon's Challange" dude while i was fucking this girl i let out like 15 animal noise before she left
by dillonBADASSARY4214 April 14, 2013
A man who’s always tryna hit & starts arguments outta nowhere
Having multiple men hitting your line tryna smash
Having multiple men hitting your line tryna smash
by Is_aaah_murrrr___eeee September 16, 2021
A man who’s always tryna hit & starts arguments outta nowhere
Having multiple men hitting your line tryna smash
Having multiple men hitting your line tryna smash
by Is_aaah_murrrr___eeee September 16, 2021