Desperate

A person that is so desperate for fucking someone that he goes for the first person interested in him

Did you see how desperate Bendik was for Julia?

by HN SIMP COMEDIAN RETARD October 22, 2019

desperate darci

A phrase to call someone who is desperate about anything. Follows the same tradition as calling someone a debbie downer or negative nancy.

Michael's crush was calling him, but he let it ring a few times so he wouldn't look like a desperate darci.

by wpcadet September 20, 2012

Nostalgic Desperation

When bands get forgotten about and become obsolete, so they get back together for "one more tour"... maybe release an album that doesn't hold up.

You'll buy the album and you'll go to the concert... that's when you realize it isn't ever going to be the way you remember.

I had to face the nostalgic desperation of Jane's Addiction getting back together, releasing an album, doing a tour and still not being as great as they used to be.

by Iscariom January 30, 2024

Doris Desperate

When someone is so in need of sexual pleasure, that you would lower every standard you have and sleep with anyone.

Dave is so hard up for pussy he is Doris Desperate...

by Bobweiserthegreat. February 2, 2021

Desperate

Taran is the definition of desperate

He is a creep that is desperate for a girlfriend. Hes ugly so idk why he trying so hard for a girlfriend

Good luck taran lets hope you dont get a girlfriend.
Your a creep no offence

Taran is desperate because he trying to get with my cousin and he he gets rejected lots of times.

by Dbbdbxbxbxbxbx December 27, 2020

Desperation nude

A nude or revealing picture sent to illicit a response from someone that is showing disinterest in you , or has ghosted you in order to get a response.

"Chad wont answer my texts for a week, I should send a steamy shower pic ". Suprise. He answers to the desperation nude because hes drunk.

by Drabgreenqueen January 20, 2020

Desperation

When you hump the ground with your tongue lolling out because you need some good dick.

"the absolute desperation"

by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021