DEAR JOHN

Saying "Dear John" singnifies your a bitch who would leave John for litterally no reason, when you could have just explained your situation, leaving both you and "John" separate from the one you love for the rest of your lives.

Dear John, Im a fucking stupid bitch.

by Godddddamng it November 30, 2021

Dear fuckerbags

A way to say dear heavens, but without that being the exact meaning. It has a much more extreme meaning.

-Hey man, yestarday I dropped a glass of water from the 3rd floor and it landed on a lady's head

-Dear fuckerbags

by Electroblade February 25, 2024

My Dear My Darling

David Allen Holliday

You are my dear my darling my everything

by Hollidays.bitch March 24, 2024

Dear

Term of affection for the one you love more than any other.

"Sweet dreams, dear"

by WinwoodFreak July 18, 2022

DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO

basically a part where Flamingo added a lot of marios in a ‘guess the character’ game he made and some player realized there was a lot of mario

mastersimtropolis: mario

mastersimtropolis: mario

mastersimtropolis: mario

mastersimtropolis: DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO

by dude who likes Kevin Spencer February 22, 2026