second cousin

If a resident of the deep south, please see wife. Otherwise, somebody you'll probably rarely meet.

Uneducated southerner: I jes' married mah secind cusin!

Everybody else: I can't come to the party. I gotta go to my second cousin's funeral, even though I never knew him.

by mikm June 6, 2005

distant cousin

A cousin that isn't in your close family circle so you got some room to make shit happen yee yee.

Don't worry bro ol' Bessie is a distant cousin. We allowed to have a lil fun hehe.

by yourcousinkeith April 2, 2019

baby cousin

Your first,second, or third cousin's child, or, as a literal description of a person's much younger cousin.

How'm I gonna hang out with my baby cousin? We're from completely different generations.

by Bruce Bentley March 12, 2007

sister-cousin

a sister-cousin is when your baby's daddy has a child with your sister-- your baby and her baby are sister-cousins.

"im going to the movies tonight with my sister-cousin"

by scrapwebb January 6, 2012

PETER COUSINS

Having indirectly slept with the same girl as your friend via another mans peter

Mike slept with some furry skank, who slept with my girlfriends ex boyfriend who then slept with her, therefore I have indirectly slept with a furry skank and we are now Peter Cousins.

by Tricky Trav April 13, 2010

Pagina Cousins

When a girl and a guy have sex with the the same person that the previous one had sex with.

Example 1:
Girl: Me and John are Pagina Cousins, since we had sex with the same person.

Example 2:
Boy: Me and Jill are Pagina Cousins, since we had sex with the same person.

by YoungStallion94 August 4, 2011

kissing cousin

A "kissing cousin" is any cousin that is not a first cousin. In most places in the world, first cousins may not have sex and have babies. But, in most cultures second cousins, and higher can have sex and babies. Degree of cousinship is determined by how many generations the shared ancestor is removed from the individual closest to the generation of the shared ancestor.

If we share the same grandparent we are first cousins, and therefore should avoid physical encounters with each other which might lead to sex. First cousins are NOT "kissing cousins." If we share the same great grandparent we are second cousins and are therefore able to kiss and do whatever we want, including having sex, and have babies together.

by Fredric Roe September 5, 2008