couch revolutionaries

Political reform supporters whose willingness to take action is limited to Internet trolling.

Bernie Sanders could never clinch the Democratic party nomination... most of his supporters are couch revolutionaries.

by Mistress Evil June 8, 2016

tj couch

Tj couch is a name for a boy. This typical person is a faggot.

Tj couch is a fag. He is a fag that dated lexi.

by tjcouch November 1, 2017

couch boy

Undergraduate who exists only on the couch of your graduate lab. Origins of the boy are unknown.

Andrew is such a couch boy - I never see him enter or exit the building yet he's always there...

by LeenaTime January 17, 2017

Couch Raise

A raise in your pay that equates to change that can be found in ones couch. Often this change comes from your own pockets or guests who sit down on your couch.

"Hey, I heard you got a 3% raise, congrats!"

"Fuck that, it's a couch raise."

"Couch raise?"

"It's $5 more on every paycheque, I can find more than that between the cushions of my fucking couch every two weeks"

by ShionUzuki May 18, 2017

Couch Mining

To scrounge for coins, pens, or or other small objects typically found under the cushions and/or inside the gaps of a couch or chair.

JOHN: Hey Pete, you gotta extra fifty cents for a small pizza?

PETE: I think so, lemme just lift a cushion here and do a little couch mining for change.

by Mr Tango Jones February 2, 2010

Fuck Couch

When you're living in poverty, the fuck couch is the designated spot for you, your boys, or you and your boys to bring the bitches back to for some sexing

Jerome, if you want some privacy with that hoe, take her to the fuck couch.. Let me know if ya need some help yo

by FarOutWords November 22, 2010

Fort Couch

Humorously called the place where National Guard or Reserve military personnel go after initial training whereas Active duty armed service members will be assigned to a permanent duty station, or base. Reserve and National Guard get to go home after training and only have additional training once a month and two weeks out of the summer. They have the chance to be lazy at "Fort Couch" until duty calls.

Private Smith: I got my orders to go Fort Benning. Have you gotten yours?

Private Osborn: Oh, I am already assigned to a unit. I am Reserve.

Private Smith: Fort Couch, huh?

Private Osborn: Haha hell yeah, man!

by bingolady January 17, 2011