Cord Recliner

When you place an elastic band around an erect penis and play a tune.

I wowed everyone at the party when I played smells like teen spirit on a cord recliner

by Evil_cat_lord April 14, 2021

spaghetti Ethernet cord

Poor internet quality; especially on Nintendo Switch Online.

“Dude I got a spaghetti Ethernet cord.”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021

Cord To Ass

to STRAIGHT UP MOLLYWHOP SOMEBODY straight to hell! not whoop, not beat, MOLLYWHOP

Brent:Yo you knew of that Nigga, Julian?

Grant: Yeah, what about him?

Brent: I heard he got Cord To Ass for talking to My'rons' girl.

Grant:Damn! That nigga must be a vegetable by now..💀💀💀

Brent: ONG!

by PencilBuzz September 30, 2025

Corde

the baddest

“ there go Alissa , she a corde”

by thebiggestvirgoatofthecentry November 12, 2025

che cord

a discord server for the underground rapper che and it is full of catfishes, larps, parasocials, mexicans, pedophiles, racists and jews

che cord is the worst discord server ever

by st peters condom December 7, 2025

Cord Griffin

Cord Griffin

(noun)
1. That guy who somehow knows everyone, gets into every event for free, and always shows up with the energy of a caffeinated golden retriever. Will loudly hype you up in public and then disappear for three days because he “accidentally went on a spontaneous trip.”
2. A man who can fix your car, quote TikTok sounds, and emotionally confuse you within the same 24 hours. Known for sending the “u up?” text at 9 PM instead of 2 AM, which is even more dangerous.
3. The human equivalent of a Friday night that accidentally turns into Sunday morning.

Example:
“Girl, don’t fall for him — he gives off major Cord Griffin vibes.”

by VegasBrain2025 December 12, 2025

Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025