The Cord

Short for Discord. Usually used by incels and lifeless virgins.

¨I saw you talking shit on the cord the other day¨
¨Fuck you bro¨

by Makarovfal May 21, 2020

white umbilical cord

The white cord attached to earbuds that you get when you've purchased an iPod---you'll often see people untangling these rather klutzy things on the bus or train when personal listening is called for. Sometimes makes you wonder if some people are permanently attached to those things...

Can't talk to that girl now---she's got her white umbilical cord on.

by pentozali October 26, 2011

Cord-nevers

One who is not, and would not countenance being, attached by cord to any electronic device. Strictly wireless as a matter of principle.

Cord-nevers look down on cord-cutters, who look down on landliners, who look down on TV-setters, who look down on AOL-addressees like me.

by Mariah Lifer April 23, 2018

bill uncle cord

that crap that is attached to a babies belly button on birth

Doctor: would u like to cut the aux bill uncle cord?
me: cut that shit already

by d0nj June 15, 2022

cord-caver

The opposite of a cord-cutter. Someone who realizes that they are spending too much money on streaming subscriptions and goes back to cable or satellite TV.

Looks like Leo just became a cord-caver because he went back to cable TV.

by Mikemaan May 19, 2022

Death Cord

The two cords in your neck linking to your collar bone.

She punched me right in the darn tootin' death cord!

by MasterofALLL May 5, 2010

otto cord

The integral cord conjoining individuals beads to form one, sometimes lengthy, string of anal beads.

The Otto Cord can be made out of many readily available materials including but not limited to; weaved strands of porcelain doll hair, nylon/cotton blend, prison lint and industrial pipe cleaner. Those looking for an extra bit of danger can commission custom blown glass Otto Cords on sites like Etsy and Fiverr.

The Otto Cord comes in many different diameters. The larger the diameter the higher your voice becomes during and immediately after use.

Upon their weekly trip to the local Adult Entertainment Library, Jeff and Jayden checked out a 2 meter set of anal beads with a billiard ball bead and a 13mm turned black walnut Otto Cord linking the beads together with a spacing of 1 cm between.

They were never seen again.

by John the ripper December 9, 2020