when someone is cooler than the cow

alternate version of "when pigs fly"

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"

by anonymous October 6, 2022

cooler shorter bestfriend day

october 20.

Skskslslslakal cooler shorter bestfriend days

you are cool. the cooler shorter bestfriend day

by iloveyousosobad October 19, 2021

cooleemee cooler

Keeping your beer cold by leaving it in the box

I left my Yeti at home so I had to use my Cooleemee cooler.

by Wormish May 13, 2021

cooler

the best boy in the would I love him so much

I eat cooler

by savvy4444 May 23, 2021

Cooler

Motherfucking bitch

Cooler is a bitch you beat the shit out of

by Pufstriax August 14, 2025

Throat Cooler

When someone puts a combination of honey and throat numbing spray on his dick before getting head in an attempt to help someone with a sore throat feel better while still getting head.

She said she had a sore throat so I didn't want to get sick but I gave her a throat cooler to help her feel better.

by tacokingtruckfcker March 24, 2025

poop cooler

A red cooler with poop in it. Found by Brewer in the wild Okeechobee music festival camp grounds.

Hey man, check out this cooler. Oh what there’s poop in there lol

*this poop cooler is gonna make a good skrim tree offering*

by Barblahey June 15, 2023