cooked a pudding

To shit, poop, crap, dump, pinch a loaf, drop deuce, defecated, take a dump, go number 2, do dookie, take a shit, drop a load, drop the kids off at the pool, shart, take the browns to the superbowl, blast a dookie, spray mud, hershey squirts, upper decker, tussle with the toilet, shitting, do a deuce nugget, burn a mule, battling the brown juggernaut, brawl with the bowl, pitch a loaf, do doo doo, juggernaut runs... Usually soft.

This occurs when one has a viral infection, when one is under excessive mental stress, or when one eats too much greasy fast-food.

{John} Dude, what took you so long??
{Bill} I cooked a pudding. :-3

Sorry I was late. I was cooking pudding all morning.

{Jack} Hey, Jill... Wanna mess around?
{Jill} Sure... But give me ten minutes. I have to go cook some pudding first.

by Dodqe September 24, 2010

Slow cooking

Misleading a person who is a bit slow and making them they think they are going on a date when they are not. Usually done as a way to mock and shame the victim publicly.

Dude are you going to date that weird girl?

Nah man, I'm just slow cooking

by Trentty June 30, 2019

David Cook

An amazing singer and winner of American Idol Season 7.

Did you see David Cook perform last night? He was amazing!

by d towns best May 21, 2008

cooked crack

the very tasty baked apple pies from mcdonalds

hey man, lets roll to mickey d's and buy some cooked crack.

by kimbo_slice July 6, 2007

David Cook

American Idol winner, season 7, David Cook is now a recording artist on the RCA label. Full name David Roland Cook. He was born in Blue Springs Missouri on December 20th of 1982. Albums include 'Analog Heart' released in 2006 and a self titled album released in 2008.
Sidenote: David is related to R&B artist Alicia Keys
( real name Alicia Augello Cook )

me: Do you know who David Cook is?
my friend: Yeah, he was on American Idol, right?
me: Yep

by AliciaFanClub March 30, 2011

let's cook

Phrase use by Walter White in the show "Breaking Bad".

Walt: "Jesse, let's cook!"

Jesse: "Yeah bitch!"

by Let's Get Schwifty October 22, 2013

Cooking Cabbage

Experiencing and expelling repetitive, explosive, rancid flatulence.

Broohhhh!!! WTF is that smell? It's ripe. My eyes are watering.

Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.

Rank ass dude.

by Eaton Holgoode November 7, 2015