contact dermatitis

Contact dermatitis is a common condition among motorbikers who don't wear enough gear (Squids) and happen to interact with the road at speed.

Also known as road rash.

Hey did you hear about that squid from the other night? He came off on a bend and caught a bad case of contact dermatitis.

by pajobr January 22, 2017

stupid WhatsApp contact

Is a WhatsApp contact that replies your message from your status after snubbing you.

Tope's a stupid WhatsApp contact cos she only replies when she needs a favor

by Tyrantgunner September 10, 2020

Bicep Contact

When your or someone’s biceps are very large, during conversation they make direct contact with your biceps rather than your eyes first

I was talking to Cody about school and instead of making eye contact, they made direct bicep contact

by AD1997 May 03, 2018

emotional contact

Emotional contact
Being down the pub for 16 hours, meeting your Peruvian mate, going home with anyone and destroying each other with... Emotional contact 🙄

It has been 3 weeks since I slept with someone, so I more than deserve some emotional contact.

by Smoking football lad July 26, 2023

Contacting Aliens

A slang term for anal sex

What are those two doing under the bleachers? Oh there just Contacting Aliens!

by Commie Tears! May 25, 2018

no contact contract

A term that is used in which a female has a sugar daddy froma distance. There is no contact. But the contract signifies the money.

Person 1: 'yo she got a no contact contract'
Person 2: 'lucky hoe'

by Hiimpaul021 November 28, 2017

Contact-Lag

When you can't afford a big boy computer.when players meet "in game"to battle,the"game" will manifest random digital "bleeps"or "blorps" then game freezes and player reverts to a pre- pubescent animal like "tantrum". This occurs all at once.

Hey bro hes one..
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!

by Deadlagbaby September 12, 2020