Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15

by AugustG August 9, 2013

gucci coffin

a gucci coffin is basicly the biggest flex you can get on the dead

he was such a hypebeast he was burried in a gucci coffin

by gucci coffin September 22, 2019

When you get so baked so can't move at all, you may have to lay on the floor.

Can you make me a cup of tea?
No I can't move, I have coffin body.

by monkeynuts94 April 7, 2015

When you take a fat rip smoking weed and you get in an endless coughing fit.
But, it gets you way higher.

“Dude chill you’re about to get a Coffin/⚰️“

by SamTheSagGod December 29, 2021

Matt:“What’s taped to Bobby’s hands Josh?”
Josh: “He’s attempting to finish the Coffin Seller!”
Matt: “🤯”

by Andrew Katchel November 20, 2021

When you have sex with an elderly person close to death

I got with your great grandma last night. Talk about coffin knockin'

by anonynym271 June 1, 2022

When you force your girl into your dead grandmas coffin at the wake, then proceed to throat fuck them

“Man Beth gave me that coffin throat yesterday at the wake”