Coffee talk

Coffe talk- things not important enough for a biography, yet too important for text.

Let’s save this for coffee talk

by Realcoffeetalk June 24, 2018

coffee poaching

The act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. This is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.

Kevin's been coffee poaching again. This batch taste watered down!

by twowheeler1300 April 25, 2011

coffee babe

The now standard practice of hiring acceptably hot babes to serve your coffee at those quickie espresso drive-thrus like Dutch Bros. They're bubbly and hot enough for a little happy flirting while you wait (good up-sell and tip inspiration) but not so hot that you're distracted from ordering. Also known as coffee candy or drive thru hotties.

Mark: Dude, I love the coffee babes at Pony Espresso!
Tony: I know! There's one exceptionally hot hottie at the Dutch Bros on W 11th who started attracting a crowd. She'll prolly get fired, yuh.
Mark (sad): Yeah.

by j-geek March 24, 2008

Todd the coffee

To pour the strongest portion of coffee from a drip coffee maker pot before it has finished brewing.

The Coffee is weak. Did you Todd the Coffee?

by TToddTodd's friend May 18, 2016

Office Coffee

Office Coffee is any type of alcohol, but usually as liquor added to coffee, that is consumed while in the office and on the clock. Like it's sister term, "Road Soda," Office Coffee is generally illegal in most states and may constitute grounds for corrective action/termination/legal action.

I like whiskey in my Office Coffee - especially on Mondays.

by VICTOR700 March 7, 2011

CMS Coffee

n. A coffee break taken after a Catastrophic, Major, or Serious incident has occurred. Attendees at the CMS Coffee are usually quiet and reflective in demeanor. The most likely place for a CMS Coffee to occur is onboard an oil platform in Norway.

After spending 2 days trying to fix broken electronics, the crew sat down for a nice CMS Coffee.

by vaeren January 13, 2007

coffee chats

Sipping coffee while learning from great minds

Person A: "I'm going to reach out to my favorite startup founder to hear her insight and to develop a friendship"

Person B: "You should invite her out for a cup of coffee. Coffee chats are both casual and professional. But don't go where they play elevator music."

by Priyana July 22, 2018