sausage cob

When your boyfriend is spooning you and it's all innocent, but he suddenly whips out his dick and puts it between your arse cheeks

My friend: did you and your man get up to anything last night ;))
Me: nah, but he did a sausage cob on me

by Leedle feey May 6, 2017

Cob Job

1. When a person, place or thing performs the action, usually under circumstances.
2. Something seasoned sexually.

Example 1.
Betty: Hey, do you want a cob job??
Dale: Heck yeah, I want a cob job!

Example 2.

Adam: Did you add salt to this?
Lisa: No, it's a cob job, you imbecile.

by Brownie Boy May 6, 2014

j-on-the-cob

a GaNgStEr slag name for Jacob

"yo, j-on-the-cob wazz up?"
"nothing much dogg, you?"

by ashleymarie May 14, 2008

Corn on the cob

Corn on the cob, also known as "the Gerald Matthews": When you're exploring a woman's breasts with your mouth, and your first instinct is to bite down as hard as you can rather than gently caressing their nipple's with your tongue.

Bob: You totally hurt Sally last night
Jim: What, how?
Bob: She was crying earlier and said you pulled a corn on the cob on her, I could see the blood dripping through her shirt!

by Qport November 20, 2015

cob head

con head is another phrase for you complete muppet or were u born without a brain? they are so stupid they need therepy or special help

you utter cob head look what uve done to my bike!

by walkin talkin ass stitch September 26, 2006

Steve Cobs

He is from Inanimate Insanity, but hes not a good guy because he has Mentally Abused Mephone4, one of his creations. Corn dni!!

Person 1 : "Hey Who's Steve Cobs?"
Person 2 : "A Bitch thats a piece of corn."

by lemondemonmephone December 18, 2022

j-on-the-cob

a GaNgStEr slag name for Jacob

"yo, j-on-the-cob wazz up?"
"nothing much dogg, you?"

by ashleymarie May 14, 2008