When your boyfriend is spooning you and it's all innocent, but he suddenly whips out his dick and puts it between your arse cheeks
My friend: did you and your man get up to anything last night ;))
Me: nah, but he did a sausage cob on me
Me: nah, but he did a sausage cob on me
by Leedle feey May 06, 2017
a group of girls who tell each other extremely personal details about their lives and go through initiations, most of which are sexually-based. the name originates from an oral sex technique.... use your imagination
by cutedancer November 02, 2006
1. When a person, place or thing performs the action, usually under circumstances.
2. Something seasoned sexually.
2. Something seasoned sexually.
Example 1.
Betty: Hey, do you want a cob job??
Dale: Heck yeah, I want a cob job!
Example 2.
Adam: Did you add salt to this?
Lisa: No, it's a cob job, you imbecile.
Betty: Hey, do you want a cob job??
Dale: Heck yeah, I want a cob job!
Example 2.
Adam: Did you add salt to this?
Lisa: No, it's a cob job, you imbecile.
by Brownie Boy May 06, 2014
by ashleymarie May 14, 2008
He is from Inanimate Insanity, but hes not a good guy because he has Mentally Abused Mephone4, one of his creations. Corn dni!!
by lemondemonmephone December 19, 2022
Corn on the cob, also known as "the Gerald Matthews": When you're exploring a woman's breasts with your mouth, and your first instinct is to bite down as hard as you can rather than gently caressing their nipple's with your tongue.
Bob: You totally hurt Sally last night
Jim: What, how?
Bob: She was crying earlier and said you pulled a corn on the cob on her, I could see the blood dripping through her shirt!
Jim: What, how?
Bob: She was crying earlier and said you pulled a corn on the cob on her, I could see the blood dripping through her shirt!
by Qport October 04, 2015
con head is another phrase for you complete muppet or were u born without a brain? they are so stupid they need therepy or special help
by walkin talkin ass stitch September 24, 2006