Greek Cigar

This is when you bring a cougar into your room and start fooling around. Lots of making out only to find out she just got done blowing your big dick Greek friend a half hour earlier.
Bobby had a blast making out and groping that cougar last night. Sadly he found out today that she blew Jimmy right before that thus giving him the Greek cigar.
by Mattyrugby March 01, 2024
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No Cigar

When you try really hard to achieve a goal but you just cant get it
Well, it was a hard try but no cigar.
by LegendTiwa April 02, 2023
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Cigar shopping

The act of a married male; standardized Male and Female union. Wherein the husband states he’s going to “cigar shopping” with his friend Dave to his partner. But in fact he’s off preforming oral copulation upon many a stranger. This act isn’t solely relighted to the transient and unfamiliar. He even sucks off Dave.
“ Hey honey Dave and I are going Cigar Shopping. There’s a new cigar shop that just opened up on 53’rd and 3’rd and we’re going to sample their wears. Don’t wait up. What? Dinner? No thank you I’ll get something with Dave.”
by Dr. Word Doctor. September 19, 2022
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Lefthand cigar

The act of enjoying a tall glass of Luke-warm, Guatemalan honey dew salve, and who, in his left hand, smokes a 9 gram backwood cigar, bursting with the finest kush.
"Hey man, I'm a little tuckered out from that run."
"How about we bust the lawn chairs out from the garage and finish this night off with a lefthand cigar."
"Dear god, Ill do it, but my lungs and stomach will pay a price."
"They surely will"
by Dantony milne March 14, 2017
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Fudge Cigar

A firm or compacted turd resembling a cigar.
"Sorry about the smell, guys - I just laid out a premium fudge cigar".
by hardgearcowboy July 10, 2017
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Grumpy man cigar

A nasty old man who stinks up the place with cigars has used pain pills and crack his whole life. is a pervert usually covered in nasty black moles has greasy shaggy hair.

Has nothing else to do with his miserable life but visit his diner smoke nasty cigars and talk about people with his other pervert old men friends. NASTY PUKE 🤢
Hey Ryan did you see the maintenance man?????
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he??????
by Anteater555 December 15, 2022
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Grumpy man cigar

I dirty old man - Who has done meth / pain pills most of his life

Has barley any teeth if none, a perverted nasty gossiper who is usually covered with old man moles. Has nothing else to do with the rest of his pathetic life but smoke cigars, stink and talk shit about everyone.
Did you see the maintenance man Nickolas?
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he ?!!!!
by Anteater555 December 15, 2022
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