chumby

1. The stage between being chubby and being fat.
2. Also a softer way of saying someones fat.

"..Getting a bit chumby under the arms there, aren't ya Becky?"

by EKa October 2, 2006

sweet chump

when a person of the male gender ejaculates into a blender and mixes his semen with lemon juice and mocha latte powder, then blends and feeds to a partner and/or partners cat and hollers "SWEET JESUS, YOU ARE A SWEET CHUMP" and/or Bill Cosby quotes (do not leave penis in blender)

I just made Amanda a Sweet Chump

by i<3mysweetchump January 23, 2009

chump stain

A person viewed as a loser or lame.

"That chump stain is a 24 year old virgin"

by DaveNutz August 22, 2003

chump change

The point about chump change, in the sense of money, is that the amount varies with the context. For the divorced papa paying child support, a job that pays $9 an hour offers chump change. For the 50-year-old laid off after 20 years' service, a severance package of $200,000 is chump change. What would count as chump change Cf. rounding off money.

I work 20 years for chump change and what do I get when I leave? Chump change.

by Buce October 1, 2005

chompy

The process of eating a biscuit (particularly Hob-Nobs) badly creating a large quantity of crumbs and making everyone else in the room feel sick. This also applies to the consumption of sandwiches and is particularly relevant where the sandwich contains mayonnaise. 28_F 451_.

Morris is a chompy cunt.

by Bollock-Chops March 4, 2004

chumpette

A female who is a chump. Therefore, being a chumpette.

Wow, that girl fucked that guy with AIDS. What a chumpette.

by Muwahahaha!!1 January 25, 2006

chummy tummy

A stomach that has just received a massive load of penis plaster.

Her chummy tummy was the only thing she had going for her.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005