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John: "Hey dude, can I have some of your gatorade?"
Ryan: "Hey man, I'm sick of your bullshit. Get your own!"
John: "Woah, okay dude, chill out dick munch."
(Thus John is too cheap to buy gatorade in bulk and converts half-liter orange juice to water jug)
({ Next day at Practice)
Ryan: "Hey John, forgot my gatorade. Can I have some?"
John: (Has more than enough water) "Fuck off faggot!"
...Thus Poor Fellow's Canteen was born
Ryan: "Hey man, I'm sick of your bullshit. Get your own!"
John: "Woah, okay dude, chill out dick munch."
(Thus John is too cheap to buy gatorade in bulk and converts half-liter orange juice to water jug)
({ Next day at Practice)
Ryan: "Hey John, forgot my gatorade. Can I have some?"
John: (Has more than enough water) "Fuck off faggot!"
...Thus Poor Fellow's Canteen was born
by fellowman12 January 26, 2011
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by aznalacks June 9, 2019
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These activities have resulted in conflict with the Foundation on numerous occasions. The group is not known for the use of force; they prefer to apply extreme financial and political pressure to achieve their goals. When forced to use more direct means, Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. employs outside agents, and it is very difficult to connect said agents to the organization.
Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. has caused several SCP containment breaches, primarily through the use of money or social pressure. Several reports, records, and even items have been leaked by Foundation personnel who had been approached with large amounts of money, or threats of extensive jail time or torture. Notably, two containment sites were almost brought to public attention after the Foundation refused access to members of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.
These activities have resulted in conflict with the Foundation on numerous occasions. The group is not known for the use of force; they prefer to apply extreme financial and political pressure to achieve their goals. When forced to use more direct means, Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. employs outside agents, and it is very difficult to connect said agents to the organization.
Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. has caused several SCP containment breaches, primarily through the use of money or social pressure. Several reports, records, and even items have been leaked by Foundation personnel who had been approached with large amounts of money, or threats of extensive jail time or torture. Notably, two containment sites were almost brought to public attention after the Foundation refused access to members of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.
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by carter is awsome February 25, 2009
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person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
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