Carp hairline

When your hair starts at the back of your head.

Yo I just saw that boy Joey with the Carp hairline!

by Brodudebrobro April 30, 2023

Carpe

Material used like penis condoms

I just bought a 20-pack carpe from the store yesterday buddy
That's great.. me too!!!!!!

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Carpe Diem

Something semi-literate drunk frat boys shout before participating in a gang rape.

Everyone remembers "Carpe Diem" from the film Dead Poets Society; and they shouldn't, because it honestly isn't that great of a movie.

by HeisenbergUltra May 4, 2015

criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.

I just recieved a criss-crossed carp

by boar man September 22, 2006

carps

carps = carpet
carpet = rug
rug = r u g
r u g = are you g(game)?

example #1:
conyo: yooo pareh, i have kwento for you mamaya. meet later, carps?

example #2:
conyo 1: tara bgc mamaya! carps?
conyo 2: g parehh!

by chonkee June 3, 2021

carpe z-em

Latin for Seize the Z's. Basically go to sleep. The opposite of Carpe Diem.

" Bro, I haven't slept in two days."
" You idiot! What're you doing with your life?! Carpe z-em, Bro!"
"You need help, Bro."

by ryloken07 September 12, 2016

carps

conyo way of saying "are you game?" because carps is short for carpet, carpet is synonymous to rug, and rug when spelled is read as "r u g," which sounds and looks like "are you g?"

a: dude i have kwento (dude i have a story)
a: meet later, are you carps?
b: anong carps (what do you mean carps)
a: yeah, as in carpet
b: anong gagawin ko sa carpet (what am i gonna do with a carpet)
a: rug
a: r u g?
a: are you g dude?
b: putangina mo (fuck you/your mom's a whore)

by h4tdog March 11, 2021