Left Lane Camper

Either a complete and self absorbed asshole, or an ignorant moron who thinks that all lanes on a freeway should be going the speed limit, either intentionally or unintentionally not realizing that there is a "passing" lane, a "cruising" lane, or depending on how many lanes there are, a "slow" or "truck" lane. The left lane camper normally drivers a P.O.S. car and is either bad at driving, or wants to piss off other drivers for absolutely no reason. Left lane campers who are the absolute worst are those who pace the speed of the car(s) to the right of them, preventing anyone from passing any other cars. Many left lane campers also speed up once they finally pass a car to their right, trying to stop the people behind them from passing them. They are truly the worst drivers and people on the road, and they should all not be able to drive.

Tim; Wow John, that asshole in that Camry is pacing that other car in the right lane
John: Yeah, they're being a left lane camper a-hole. Tim, call the police. It's illegal to cruise and pace other cars in the passing lane.
Tim: Roger that, John.

by ThatObservantOne1 March 06, 2018

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GTA V Camper

Faggots in Grand Theft Auto V who camp at your vehicle warehouse and wait until you arrive so they can kill you and take your car and deliver it as their own like a little fucking bitch

Yo, that GTA V Camper just stole and delivered my car.

by MustangBoss June 25, 2019

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flag camper

A lame ass n00b who's to puss to get into the action of the game.

Would someone b00t that lame camper?

by Dfragmented March 19, 2003

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camper van

A sex act where you insert two fingers into the vagina and a fist in the anus. 2 in the front, 5 in the rear hence a Camper Van

"Dude, I got wasted last night and gave this chick a Camper Van, she was loving it"

by gaydargayblaah February 20, 2014

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good morning camper

When you wake a girl up with your balls dangling in a teabag over her face. She opens her eyes to the sight (and touch) of your fleshy scrotum and, screaming, tries to swat it away. But like any good Boy Scout, you've come prepared. You've shat in her hands so when she brings them to her face to defend herself, she smears your cocoa butter all across her face. Then, you spray her in the eyes with 'OFF!'. (Use a liberal amount to give off the feeling of a true campout.)

Jon - "Dan, you gotta help me out here. Holly and I are out of variations to spice up our sex life."
Dan - "Why don't you take her camping?"
Jon - "She's not really into the outdoors."
Dan - "You don't have to be outdoors to give a good morning camper, my friend."

by Dr. Morrison December 08, 2008

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