Cactus Cock

When you spend too much time in a hot climate, whenever you are exposed to even slightly cold weather, your penis gets incredibly small.

Spent too much time in the sauna, and the whole next day I had cactus cock.

by The_Smoke_Brothers January 27, 2017

cactus donut

A stubbly rectum felt when giving anal sex.

My dick is raw from the cactus donut I had last night!

by Knasty February 25, 2016

Bearded Cactus

Pubic hair that goes to the tip of the penis.

Dude, Frank's dong looks like a bearded cactus.

by Bearded Cactus April 04, 2015

kawaii cactus

A cactus which is so kawaii!

Amy: "Have you seen that cactus it's so cute!" Lisa: "I know, it's a kawaii cactus!"

by Kawaii Cactus May 01, 2020

Cactus the Enby

me!!!! its just me i just wanted my name in urban dictionary

"Hey, did you see what Cactus the Enby did?''
"No, and why don't you just say Cactus?"
"Definition things."

by cactus the enby September 25, 2020

Cactus Bitch

Meaning: Someone who is very annoying

Oh my god... you are such a Cactus Bitch! Just leave me alone already!

by felixhasrabies March 10, 2011

Family Cactus

The most inappropriate cactus ever

Guy:Hey can I see your family cactus?
Girl:Ew no that's so inappropriate!!!

by 666FamilyCactusLover666 February 14, 2017